1·Lecture topic: Lessons Learned from the Failure of the point (or "Polishing Your Turds and Getting Super Rich").
演讲题目：从失败中获得的教训(或“包装好你的废品并暴富”)。
2·An inviolate wasteland, littered with human and animal turds, surrounds Sarju's two-room hut, which he shares with his wife, Sushila, and their three children.
一块没有外人进入的荒地，散落着人畜粪便，中间是萨尔朱家的两间土屋，屋里住着他和妻子苏西拉，还有三个孩子。
3·And look, this all might sound harsh, but in truth, Yale is basically a sewer filled with mole people... only replaced the word "people" with stinky, dried up dog turds that hate laughter and puppies.
听着，这所有可能听起来刺耳，但事实上，耶鲁基本上就是个充满游民的下水道…只是把“people”这字换成又臭又干、厌恶笑声与小狗的狗大便。